Hey. This restaurant in LA is playing Zella Day.
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Every year in November millions of turkeys are senselessly killed by turkey farms. Don’t let them die in vain.
I think I said this before but it bears repeating:
Flourless chocolate cake is really just a chocolate omelet.
Wait, Uber did something unscrupulous and possibly ilegal?! Well, color me surprised.
Hat tip to James Madison.
Dear universe:
If I put in allspice I shouldn’t have to put in any other spices. Get it together.
$10 says trump has a midnight temper tantrum on twitter because the stupid turkeys he pardoned weren’t grateful enough.
How to make a viral “how to make” cake video:
Hire an insanely skilled professional baker and decorator.
Film them making something ridiculously elaborate.
Cut out the complicated/messy parts and play the tricky skillful parts at high speed.
Add a closing title that says “Easy!”
Facebook is the only place I visit where the ads have ads.
I’m a big fan of right turns.
Can y’all please stop criticizing Mnuchin’s wife for her looks, hair, gloves, or whatever? Criticize her for being an out of touch Marie Antoinette wannabe. Criticize her for being tone deaf. But her looks have nothing to do with it.
Good heavens it’s hard to be a woman.
Streaming services: People don’t want to pay for every show they watch.
Also streaming services: People should sign up for this service along with the 20 others.
Me when I’m a few spots farther back in a crowded line than my boarding pass says I should be, and the person in front of me notices and frets about it:
“You must allow me to tell you how ardently I do not care.”
Sophia searching for the phrase “Big Mac”:
“It was one of those ‘jumbo flumbo’ burgers…you know, the ones with like three buns and … ‘magic sauce’”
It’s disheartening to see that even people who seem like they’re maybe sort of ok turn out to be awful once trump’s done using them. John Kelly is a slavery-apologist lying political hack now? Sigh. How the mighty have fallen.
Yesterday I put a Mean Girls GIF in a formal specification at work. I would apologize for this but I’m not at all sorry.
Just ONCE I want to be right and the compiler to be wrong.
#maga
[ed: This article has since been moved behind a paywall so I’ve updated the link to point to archive.org instead.]
The only thing more annoying that YouTube ads is YouTube constantly popping up asking if I want to get rid of ads.
A Grand Unified Theory:
Its turtles most of the way down but then it’s physics the rest of the way.
This is the best SNL skit I’ve ever seen. So weird. So true. So great.
I found the perfect git client. It’s a command line client. It’s called git
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badum-tiss
TIL that golden raisins are not just raisins made from green grapes. In fact regular raisins and golden raisins are both made from green grapes. But golden raisins are dried in a liquid solution that speeds the drying process. Regular raisins are air dried which takes longer and discolors them more.
Aside: They’re both still disgusting.
How many times have you pulled your phone out and tried to open list this evening?