How do you make a Kleenex dance?
Put a little boogie in it.
Can this just be perma-linked to music please? Read more…
He was definitely a jerk in a lot of ways. Not denying it. But the movie left a few things out. Read more…
I’m difficult to please. Read more…
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
Put a little boogie in it.
NPR Pledge Drive days
REPORT: [thing that’s probably not true]
Examples of good things stripped of the inessential to reveal their truest value. Read more…
I was on The List App beta for 20 weeks. Invited by @ChrisK. For whatever reason I never invited anyone. This was a natural outlet for me because I’ve always been a fan of keeping lists of semi-random things. Read more…
Oh man, not sure I’m ready for this list…
No, definitely not ready…
I love a good romantic comedy but most of them aren’t very good. I’m no expert but to me this is how the genre family tree looks. Hop on the 400 year romantic comedy train. Read more…
Inspired by @hels, highly opinionated. Meant to be an open list with just a couple entries but I got carried away. Read more…
My lists will never trend again.
I’m cool with this.
Love you all.
Not much room for debate here people. Read more…
Happy birthday Evan Pompodou!
I hope you have a wonderful day Evan Primrose!
This is a Roseate Spoonbill.
This is my dad today. Our story takes place many years ago. But now, as then, he is a man of great passions.
Sophie landed the part of Lieutenant Ward of the 17th Precinct in a local youth theater production of Annie. She worked hard for weeks and had the time of her life. She was smiling from ear to ear after the first show. Read more…
In order from least to most embarrassing. Read more…
Look:
Trouble on the Homefront
Just thought you should know.
Seemed pertinent today.
Bat dad.
This guy telling his girlfriend he’s taking her picture then taking a video instead.
Link (Sorry for the daily mail link, I couldn’t find the YouTube original. Just watch the video.)
This accidental shot of someone’s feet.
This screen shot from Romeo + Juliet
I want to direct message @TheBianca
I need to direct message @TheBianca
Inspired by @Nicholas Read more…
Suddenly I feel safer with Mamie around.
(Yes I’m sitting on the toilet. Deal with it.) Read more…
Stand By Me Soundtrack
This was the first record I owned myself with my brand new record player so I could listen to what I wanted in my room.
U2 Joshua Tree
The first album I bought with my own money and one I listened to from about 12 years old right up to the present day. Still great.
FOR: Apparently has access to unlimited nuclear bombs and the means to deliver them anywhere in the inner solar system.
AGAINST: Getting a little chubby.
PRO: Not jar jar binks
CON: obviously just human children and little people wearing elaborate PJs
My skull. I cracked my skull when I was a year old by climbing up the drawer handles.
Breaking my foot by climbing up 15 feet in the air and then jumping down.
A dystopian novel-list inspired by @ErinFlaherty in which she and @sky press on. Read more…
Yeah I know this is unoriginal and a pot shot. Read more…
Requested by @ChrisK (They said “this is not in the world, this is in the western tradition because I don’t know any books in the world. Make sure you edit it to say that.”) Read more…
I’m glad I’m not dying.
Wow, I’m glad I’m not hurt at all.
I didn’t invite any of you to my bar mitzva
On a technicality; I’m no Bianca Zimmer. I went to a b’not mitzvah once. The ceremony part, not the the party part. It was lovely. I figured out the “Moshe” means “Moses” by listening and reading along and was proud of myself.
I secretly think I would adore the “bear don’t eat my kayak” lady if I knew her in real life.
For reference: Link She just seems slightly insane and very sweet, gosh darnit, and those are some of my favorite people.
Facebook shares: Where JPEG artifacts have JPEG artifacts. It’s artifacts all the way down.
If Elon Musk terraforms Mars, does he own it? That would be some serious oneupmanship in the billionaires club. An island? I have a planet.
Sophia’s in a play and has rehearsal in Scottsdale Monday-Thursday and I take her two days a week.
Zoom zoom to the school at 3:00 to pick her up, zoom home, eat, homework, zoom to Scottsdale, drop her off, zoom to restaurant with wifi, work for 2 hours 45 minutes, zoom to pick her up, zoom home. Home by 9:00. Zoom zoom.
Isabel is in a school play.
Practice practice. I love to help her practice.
Does Gizmodo still exist? I can’t believe we haven’t had a -gate for the iPhone 6S yet. Somebody’s not doing his job.
Is anyone else totally surprised to find out Evernote had 400 employees? I would have guessed 40.
A balou is a bear. A wuzzle is a mix. A yonker is a young man.
Just thought you should know.
Someone just used the word “solution” as a verb in an email I received. I don’t know how I feel about this.
Had a delicious vegetarian* chicken curry with peanuts for dinner last night.
* For clarity, the chicken I ate was a vegetarian.
I just heard they’re bringing Hydrox cookies back. In related news, apparently Hydrox cookies were previously discontinued. #teamOreo
Good reading for people considering downloading copies of compilers hosted by untrusted Chinese web sites.
yup