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What I Love About Music

  • I’m definitely not as in to music as many of you.

  • I own a decent pile of albums (iTunes says I have about 400) and I listen to music every day while I work.

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Signs This Guy at the Circle K Is Under the Influence

  • He is moving his limbs strangely.

  • He is swaying and dipping like a bad dancer.

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So once my child picks a college do all the others automatically stop emailing me or will this go on forever? Read more…
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My Masters Club Dinner Menu

Ugh I can’t believe Texas barbecue brisket was already taken. That will make this much harder. Read more…

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Jobs I'd Really Like to Do Other Than the One I'm Already Doing

Note: I love my job. I look forward to work every morning and I love carving out some time late at night to dive deep in my work. Read more…

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Why I Like Facebook

Ok you wieners. This is why I don’t just abandon Facebook. Read more…

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Things That Aren't the Same Thing

All words I’ve confused at one point or another. Explained poorly. Read more…

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Paper Books I Still Own Ranked by How Likely I'd Be to Grab Them if My House Caught Fire

I got my first kindle maybe 5 or 6 years ago and began buying mostly eBooks. Then I started replacing my paper books with eBooks and slowly got rid of them all. Here are the ones I kept. Read more…

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Time to Brag About My Book

@Lisa_Fav requested this just so we’re clear. Read more…

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Movie night with my sweetie pies. Read more…
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Best Lines Uttered by Various Simpsons Character

  • Abe Simpson

    “I’m in love! No wait…its a stroke.”

  • Apu Nahasapeemapetilon

    “Thank you, masked vigilante. Your over-zealous homicide has saved me 80 cents. Now if you’re not going to buy anything, please move along.”

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Trolley Problems

Because I just watched Eye in the Sky which was basically a (very good) two hour trolley problem. Read more…

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The complete script of The Revenant:

Leo: “Mah boy…” [grunts for two hours]

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If the Tesla Model 3 is actually what Tesla says it is, and it actually comes out on time, and it is as well made as existing Teslas, then they are going to sell a lot of them and the mid-range sedan market should probably be very scared right now.

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Ahh April 1st. The day the internet trips over itself trying to be funny.

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I'll Respect Your Wish to Be Apart

  • @ladyprofessor @jaidub

  • I won’t tag you together anymore.

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How to Work Well With Someone

  • Assume they are competent.

    I know you’ve been burned before. So have I. Some people are terrible at what they’re supposed to be doing. But everybody also deserves the benefit of the doubt. So assume their ideas are good, their experience is relevant, and their suggestions are well considered. Question your own assumptions as readily as you question theirs.

  • Respect existing decisions.

    If you’re coming in to an existing project, study the work they’ve already done and assume it was either done that way for a good reason, or at least that it is an acceptable way to do it. Be prepared to fit in to the existing framework and emulate the style and approach already in place unless or until you can clearly articulate a reason not to. Don’t snowplow through with your own style just because it’s how you usually do it.

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Let This Be My Parting Word

An excerpt from Gitanjali by Rabindranath Tagore which I love very much and which I think explains most perfectly how I feel about life. I especially love the third verse although all of it is perfect. Read more…

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Lost in Translation

I was listening to an audio book of Candide yesterday and caught a funny line I didn’t remember. I looked it up in both print editions of the book I have and here is how the translations compare. Read more…

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Questions for God

  • Was it worth it making men and women different?

  • How come when I bite my lip it gets sore and bigger so it is easy to bite again and hurts a lot when I do?

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Words That Get Their Meaning From a Poor Interpretation of the Formal Philosophy They're Named After

  • Optimist

    Optimism is a formal enlightenment era philosophy that supposes that the world we live in is the “best possible world” either because the laws of the universe are such that the world is the only way it could possibly be (a sort of tautological optimism) or because a benevolent force (i.e., God) controls the world and optimizes it for goodness. The latter can itself have two interpretations: All is always well from the right perspective, or more commonly that suffering is “for our own good”.

  • Epicurean

    The modern meaning of Epicurean is almost completely disconnected from the Ancient Greek philosophy of Epicureanism. This philosophy rejects divinity of any kind and does promote “pleasure seeking” but explicitly teaches that the path to true pleasure is modest living, simple means, and the gaining of knowledge through study. The ultimate pleasure is to understand the world so well you no longer depend on fulfilling superficial desires like fine foods, drink, and materialism to be happy.

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My Favorite Books From Some Year Ending With the Last Two Digits of Every Year I've Been Alive

Inspired by @amieshmamie but I don’t read contemporary books enough so let’s see how far we can stretch this concept. Read more…

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Today's Entries for the Parent Meeting Question Hall of Fame

  • “If we enroll in the [interest free] monthly payment plan can we pay it off early?”

    🙄

  • “Will boys and girls be sharing a room?”

    🙄 (yes, this question again)

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How I Like My Bread

I’m bored waiting for this parent meeting about next year’s high school trip to start. Read more…

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Patrick Stewart Past Present and Future

  • Patrick Stewart in 1973 at 33

  • Patrick Stewart in 1987 at 47

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Things That Seem Like They Were Just Yesterday

  • Yesterday.

  • Plus a bunch of seemingly arbitrary other things that were actually well before yesterday.

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How academics say “spoiler alert”. Read more…
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DRM

  • I’ve used kindles and the kindle app for years.

  • Whenever I buy a kindle book it always gives me the choice of which device to “deliver” it to.

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My Favorite Movies From Each Year I've Been Alive

Inspired by @nessa_please. This will be a long list because I am older than all you youths of today. But I am one of you! See: Bae. Fleek. Who let the dogs out. Read more…

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Not Reasons I Just Bought an iPhone SE

  • I have small hands.

    No I do not. I have large-ish hands.

  • I live in the “developing world”.

    No I live in the crumbling first world hell hole that is currently entertaining the idea of making Donald Trump president.

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I just ate a “chocolate butter fry bread” which is like three things not on my diet all on one plate.