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Sometimes I get very bad puns stuck in my head. And sometimes, to debride my wounded mind, I draw them poorly.

I use “draw” lightly here. I have a very unsteady hand and no sense of perspective. Typically I make a rough photo-collage of whatever I have in mind, then trace in Procreate with an Apple Pencil. Finally I remove the photos, and tidy/adjust as needed.

A line drawing of a trophy on a decorative base. The trophy itself is the hind-quarters of a cat, complete with curling tail. The caption says "What a cat-ass-trophy".

What a Catastrophe

A line drawing of Hamilton and Burr from the musical Hamilton, except Burr is a hotdog in a jacket. The caption says "You are the würst burr".

You Are the Worst

A line drawing of a large hopper with a crank. You can see a bus, bicycle, airplane, etc… being fed into the hopper. At the bottom, a fine powder comes out of its funnel-like base into a bottle labeled "Ground Transportation".

Ground Transportation