[ed: It thrills me that this absolute nonsense was the very last post to my Posterous blog before the site shut down. On 12/12/12 no less.]
![Screenshot of the Mac OS X dictionary app showing the definition of "Scootch": 1 crouch or squat. 2 move in or pass through a restricted space: waiters kept trying to scooch by. [ with obj. ] move (something or something) a short distance or into a restricted space.](image.png)
Scootch, verb.
Archived Post
This post is archived from my Posterous blog, which shut down in 2012. Some posts have been edited slightly to fix typographical errors, correctly represent the gender of some individuals, and remove unnecessarily-gendered language. You can view the full archive here.