SOPHIA: Will you read to me after dinner?
ME: Maybe.
SOPHIA: What?! Why maybe?
ME: Let me rest a bit and then get some stuff done and we’ll see.
[…5 minutes pass…]
SOPHIA: Can we play 20 Questions while we eat?
ME: Sure.
SOPHIA: OK, you think of something first.
ME: OK, I’m thinking of something.
SOPHIA: Remember you have to answer “Yes” or “No”.
ME: I’m well aware of the rules.
SOPHIA: OK, my first question is, will you read to me tonight?