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Archived Post

This post is archived from my Posterous blog, which shut down in 2012. Some posts have been edited slightly to fix typographical errors, correctly represent the gender of some individuals, and remove unnecessarily-gendered language. You can view the full archive here.

True story:

SOPHIA: [Loudly, to the room in general] What is 7 times 6? It isn’t in my homework or anything, I’m just curious.

ME: [Distractedly while I work on my laptop] 42

SOPHIA: [cackles with glee, writes the answer on her homework sheet] Thank you!

This reminds me of another Sophia story worth recounting. When she was 4 years old, riding in the shopping cart at the grocery store. I turn down the alcohol aisle looking for cooking wine for a recipe.

SOPHIA: Eww. I don’t like this stuff.

ME: I don’t really like it either.

SOPHIA: [Curiously] Why not?

ME: It isn’t good for you.

SOPHIA: [Thinks for a minute] Actually, I do like this stuff.

Ay yi yi.