Chris told me it couldn’t be done. Eat your heart out.
The Phoenix snowman, complete with Arizona flag, ASU cap, gold-nugget eyes, chili-pepper nose, and cotton boll buttons.
Archived Post
This post is archived from my Posterous blog, which shut down in 2012. Some posts have been edited slightly to fix typographical errors, correctly represent the gender of some individuals, and remove unnecessarily-gendered language. You can view the full archive here.