Never touch another person again.
Or never speak to another person again.
Never use google again.
Or never read a book again.
Give up your favorite food forever.
Or eat only your current favorite food for dinner for the rest of your life.
Have Bill Gates’ wealth.
Or have basic necessities for life.
Die by being eaten by a lion.
Or die of starvation.
Hand Donald Trump the Gold Codes.
Or be burned at the stake today. (Honestly this one’s not even hard.)
Archived Post
This post is archived from my account on li.st, a social media app that shut down in 2017. Some posts have been edited slightly to fix typographical errors and correctly represent the gender of some individuals. You can view the full archive here.