Surprise, Arizona. Causing headline skimmers to do a double-take since 1938.
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Surprise! A crash!
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Surprise! I’m actually just killing myself!
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Surprise! We let him go!
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Surprise! Self sacrifice!
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Surprise! A fire.
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Surprise! You killed someone!
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Surprise! This is a retirement community, not a house!
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Surprise! This is a home, not a retirement community!
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Surprise! This is a neighborhood!
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Surprise! It’s snowing! … Wait that one is actually right.
