You haven’t lived til you’ve taken a toddler on her first Halloween trick-or-treat outing. Oh @imc I remember it like it was yesterday.
Mom looks weird. Dad looks weird.
Wait what are they putting on me? This is not a onesie. This is not comfortable. Holy heck she’s drawing on my face.
[cries]
Glad that’s over. Definitely bath time now. Then stories. Then the part where they try to make me sleep. Lol. Parents are so predictable.
Wait why are we going outside. It is dark outside.
The strangest people I have ever seen are wandering everywhere. Let us return to the warm bath part of our evening.
My parents are making no sense. They are violating a well understood social contract.
I OFFICIALLY HATE THIS DAY
Mom and dad are shoving me toward a strange door. This is poor parenting.
No I will not ring the bell. You ring the bell. I am a toddler. I am going back to the sidewalk.
My parents are simultaneously yelling at me and smiling at me. Someone buy them that book by Dr. Spock pronto.
Wait there’s a lady at the door with a bowl of heaven only knows what. Mom, dad: RUN.
Why are you still yelling at me. No I will not say “trick or treat”. I am not your trained monkey.
Holy cow guys she gave me chocolate. The creepy lady gave me chocolate. Let’s stay here forever.
Wait why are we leaving? This is the chocolate place.
Another strange door? Are we actively seeking out serial killers?
Oh my gosh he gave me chocolate too. What is going on today?
You want to leave? You want to go to another door?
ABSOLUTELY. THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER. TRICK OR TREAT TRICK OR TREAT TRICK OR TREAT.
Let’s go find another door! COME ON.