I’m glad I’m not dying.
Wow, I’m glad I’m not hurt at all.
I should have said yes to the guy in the golf cart when he offered me a ride.
I should have brought water.
Eh, I could use the exercise.
Did I like eat Apollo’s sacred cattle or something? Will I ever see my Penelope…er I mean my wife again.
That looks like an emergency room. But I’ve read about this before. Probably a mirage.
Wait why am I here again?
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This post is archived from my account on li.st, a social media app that shut down in 2017. Some posts have been edited slightly to fix typographical errors and correctly represent the gender of some individuals. You can view the full archive here.