Neck ties
I shall dangle a piece of decorative fabric down my front.
The spelling of the word “subtlety”
I’m sure there’s some subtle reabson ibts spbelled thabt way.
The concept of grave sites
This is my small patch of earth forever.
Related: The concept of embalming
I would like to poorly preserve this final collection of matter before I bury it away never to be seen again.
Rhyming words
Hmm. Rhyming. Hmm. Yeah, weird.
That men don’t wear dresses and women do.
I’m ok with women wearing dresses. But really if we had to pick one gender for dresses we did it wrong.
Discordant sounds
Whatever. It makes no sense at all. It’s sound. If there’s anything in the world that is totally non-offensive it is wavelengths.
Someone at Apple had to decide where the 💩 emoji goes
I guess “People” is fine but personally I would have gone with “Activity” or perhaps “Celebration”.
Archived Post
This post is archived from my account on li.st, a social media app that shut down in 2017. Some posts have been edited slightly to fix typographical errors and correctly represent the gender of some individuals. You can view the full archive here.