My old cat: One brand of dry food, egg yolks, one flavor of one brand of cat treats.
Tuna? “Not interested.” Salmon? “Barf.” Cat treats? “This is just not my flavor.” Other dry food? “Not my brand.” Fancy wet cat food? sniff sniff “this smells like food but it is obviously a trick.” [leaves]
My new cats: Anything even remotely resembling food.
Currently eating cold bacon and licking the butter off of a bowl of grits. Tried to eat my lamp earlier.
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This post is archived from my account on li.st, a social media app that shut down in 2017. Some posts have been edited slightly to fix typographical errors and correctly represent the gender of some individuals. You can view the full archive here.