Their ability to make my hair lay flat.
This has happened since I was a little boy.
“Can I put some gel in it?”
“More power to you man. I wish you luck.”
I was basically Harry Potter.
Minus the wand, courage, and hot friend.
But with the hair and hand-me-down clothes.
Expecto patronum.
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This post is archived from my account on li.st, a social media app that shut down in 2017. Some posts have been edited slightly to fix typographical errors and correctly represent the gender of some individuals. You can view the full archive here.