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Archived Post

This post is archived from my account on li.st, a social media app that shut down in 2017. Some posts have been edited slightly to fix typographical errors and correctly represent the gender of some individuals. You can view the full archive here.

SPOILERS near the end I guess. Not really but sort of.

  1. “I want to learn the ways of the force and become a Jedi like my father.”

  2. “It’s a boring conversation anyway.”

  3. “This is some rescue.”

  4. “You’re all clear kid. Now let’s blow this thing and go home.”

  5. Admiral Piett.”

  6. “I cannot teach him.”

  7. “That is why you fail.”

  8. “I’m nice men.”

  9. “I’m not a committee!”

  10. “I am altering the deal. Pray I don’t alter it anymore.”

  11. “I know.”

    Actually the best line in the whole series.

  12. “No, I am your father.”

  13. “Unexpected this is. And unfortunate.”

  14. “You will find it is you who are mistaken— about a great many things.”

  15. “So be it, Jedi.”

  16. “You were right. You were right about me. Tell your sister you were right.”

  17. “The garbage will do!”

  18. “Chewie, we’re home.”

  19. “Yes, anything.”

    [insert picture of SPOILER]

  20. “The force…”

    [insert picture of Rey’s peaceful face lit red and blue.]