Sorry for being so judgey.
Is batman.
Why does he talk that way?
Am I supposed to identify with him?
Am I supposed to sympathize with him?
Am I supposed to empathize with him?
Because I don’t do any of those things.
Mostly because he sounds so stupid when he talks.
That voice…how do you not just laugh at how ridiculous it is?
The only good thing about batman is…
The bat dad YouTube series…
And Marion Cotillard.
She is very beautiful.
Note:
I have only seen two batman movies…
The one everybody went crazy for with the Joker guy,
And the really insufferably awful one that made no sense with the guy with the scuba mask on his face.
So I’ve never actually seen Ban Aflek as batman.
Maybe he doesn’t talk in that stupid way.