INT. CANTINA. Diverse strange space creatures mill about. Roguish space pirate HAN SOLO is about to leave the cantina to transport LUKE SKYWALKER, OBI WAN KENOBI and the DROIDS to ALDERAAN.
JAR JAR BINKS taps Han Solo on the shoulder from behind. When Solo turns Jar Jar smiles stupidly with his tongue out and waves. Han Solo turns and walks away.
JAR JAR BINKS: Ahm…EXSQUEEZEME Han Solo! Mesa be talking at you and yousa be tryin’ ta leave!
HAN SOLO: Look, Binks, if Jabba wants his money he’s going to have to send someone smarter than you.
JAR JAR BINKS: [shivers in an exaggerated ridiculous way] Oooh Jabba da Hutt! Him da big boss man. BIG boss man. Solo! Jabba be wantin’ his money! [cocks blaster but he’s holding it backwards. It misfires, reflects off a droid behind him and grazes Solo’s hair.]
HAN SOLO: [rolls his eyes and sits down] Tell Jabba I’ve got his money.
JAR JAR BINKS: Oh no no no Solo! It bein’ too late for that! Jabba him put big boom boom on yousa head. BIG boom boom. Yousa gonna die Solo!
HAN SOLO: [rolls his eyes more aggressively, chuckles to himself] Whatever Binks. I’ve got the money and Jabba will see it soon.
JAR JAR BINKS: Jabba no havin’ no big time for you no more. Jabba say hesa no lika no smuggler who be dropping his big shipment when he be seeing one big bad space ship. Jabba say you a big whoopi-oopie.
HAN SOLO: [affronted, enraged, shoots Jar Jar directly between the eyes.]
JAR JAR BINKS: [dies, slumps onto the table then slides to the floor]
HAN SOLO: [shoots Jar Jar’s dead corpse seven more times, shakes his head in disgust.]
HAN SOLO: Jar Jar Binks…
HAN SOLO: [Spits.]
[Cut to DAGOBAH.]
YODA: [eyes widen] Hmmm. A great disturbance I sense. Yes, GREAT disturbance. [squeals with glee, dances with his wee cane.]
[Cut to CORUSCANT. No dialog. Scenes of crowds in celebration. Fireworks are seen in the distance.]
[Cut to ROYAL MAUSOLEUM on NABOO.]
DESICCATED CORPSE OF PADME AMIDALA: [smiles]
[Cut to DEATH STAR.]
DARTH VADER: Mmmmmm.
HOLOGRAM OF PALPATINE: I sense it too my old friend. It is as if a million voices cried out in joy and were suddenly satisfied.