Thin Mints: One sleeve.
Note: Why are the sleeves so small now? This will have to be revised to “Two sleeves” if trends continue.
Pizza: Two slices, then just a sliver of a third slice, then half of what remains, then the other half.
Dried Mango: Until sickness sets in, then maybe just a few more pieces.
French Fries: As many as exist.
Walnuts: Like, three.
Homemade Fried Rice: All of it.
Ice Cream: Just two scoops. Per visit to the freezer.
Captain Crunch with Crunch Berries: ∞
Archived Post
This post is archived from my account on li.st, a social media app that shut down in 2017. Some posts have been edited slightly to fix typographical errors and correctly represent the gender of some individuals. You can view the full archive here.