Yeah I know this is unoriginal and a pot shot.
The Empire Strikes Back
A New Hope
Return of the Jedi
[placeholder for the new one]
One of the crappy ones
Another of the unmemorable bore-fests
Whichever of the plotless feces-laden prequels is left
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