CON: Total jerk.
CON: Imprisoned her for life for no reason.
CON: Can’t read.
CON: Can’t use a spoon.
CON: Seems to be mixed up in some kind of dark magic.
CON: Uses threats of violence and withholds food to coerce her into dating him.
CON: Mean to beautiful enchantresses disguised as old beggar women.
CON: Is some kind of talking animal.
CON: Pretty ugly.
CON: Not very smart.
CON: Lives in the middle of nowhere and insists she live with him.
CON: Probably not a very tender lover.
CON: They have nothing in common.
PRO: Has a killer library.
Archived Post
This post is archived from my account on li.st, a social media app that shut down in 2017. Some posts have been edited slightly to fix typographical errors and correctly represent the gender of some individuals. You can view the full archive here.