Are you up yet?
Why are there dirty socks on the kitchen floor?
Why is there a spoon in the powdered sugar bin?
Why is there folded laundry in your dirty clothes hamper?
Is this plate clean or dirty?
Do you have your shoes?
Have I told you how much I love you?
Will you call me sometimes?
Did I do ok?
Archived Post
This post is archived from my account on li.st, a social media app that shut down in 2017. Some posts have been edited slightly to fix typographical errors and correctly represent the gender of some individuals. You can view the full archive here.