Decided to stay for homework help, forgot to text me.
Likelihood: 0
Busy finishing up some work.
Likelihood: 0
Detention.
Likelihood: 0
Went home with someone else.
Likelihood: 0
Walked home.
Likelihood: 0
Catching up socially with every teacher she’s ever had and bringing them up to speed on all the goings of of her summer, giving them dangerously aggressive hugs, telling them all about Finding Dory and Regina Spektor’s soon-to-be-released album, all while saying “it’s ok, my dad won’t mind” when they try to encourage her to scoot along.
Likelihood: 27,538,228,199,034
Archived Post
This post is archived from my account on li.st, a social media app that shut down in 2017. Some posts have been edited slightly to fix typographical errors and correctly represent the gender of some individuals. You can view the full archive here.