The one where Kim Davis is a fundamentalist Mormon customs official who won’t allow coffee into the country.
The one where Kim Davis is a fundamentalist naturalist game and fish official who refuses to issue hunting licenses to anyone who wants to kill animals.
The one where Kim Davis is a fundamentalist Jewish labor department official who refuses to e-verify women for employment.
The one where Kim Davis is a fundamentalist pastafarian OSHA official who refuses to certify non-colander head protection.
The one where Kim Davis is a fundamentalist Saudi county clerk who refuses to issue driver licenses to women.
The one where Kim Davis is a fundamentalist satanist immigration judge who refuses to grant citizenship to would-be citizens who won’t take their oath in the name of the great Satan.
The one where Kim Davis is a fundamentalist vegan FDA inspector who won’t certify any meat for sale.
The one where Kim Davis is a fundamentalist Tibetan Buddhist police officer who won’t issue speeding tickets to anyone wearing yellow.
The one where Kim Davis is a fundamentalist Sikh chairman of the joint chiefs of staff who won’t authorize any military operations.
The one where Kim Davis is a fundamentalist Quaker congressperson who won’t tell any lies.
The one where Kim Davis is a fundamentalist Buddhist director of the national archives who won’t preserve any objects.
The one where Kim Davis is a fundamentalist Amish electricity authority director who won’t turn on the generators.
Archived Post
This post is archived from my account on li.st, a social media app that shut down in 2017. Some posts have been edited slightly to fix typographical errors and correctly represent the gender of some individuals. You can view the full archive here.