This is what it means when I click Like.
“I really like this” — 5%
“I really like someone else’s comment but I feel strangely guilty clicking like on hers and ignoring yours” — 45%
Like! … [pause] … sigh … Like like like like like.
“This conversation is now over” — 45%
Yeah I’m not replying again. Like.
“You seem lonely and this post at least isn’t offensive” — 5%
“I deign to Like”