A story of absentmindedness.
Time to pick @sophster up from school.
Go outside.
My car is not in the driveway.
My car is not on the street.
My car is nowhere to be found.
Where is my car?
Call my wife.
Did you come take the car?
My wife did not take the car.
Where is my car?
Where is my car?
Did @imc take my car?
No Isabel has the van.
Did @MaiaLS take my car?
No Maia cannot drive.
…
I think my car was stolen.
Holy crap someone stole my car in the middle of the day right off my driveway
That does not seem plausible.
Where is my car?
I remember I took @mamiecoffey to work and @sophster to school.
A little later I took @ChrisK to the airport.
And then I came home…
No then I went to shake shack and got a very unhealthy lunch.
And then obviously I…
…well…
I walked home.
I walked home because I always walk when I go out to lunch.
And my car is in the shake shack parking lot.
Sorry I was a little late @sophster.