Tom Bombadil
The most ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ character in literary history.
Treebeard
Started ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ but then went the other way.
Éowyn
Oh, women and children were supposed to go that way? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Witch King you say? Immortal you say? Huh. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
The Mouth of Sauron
One guy surrounded by an entire angry hostile army of men and he’s ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ all the way.
Samwise Gamgee
Definitely ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ when it comes to great personal risk but he’s an un-¯\_(ツ)_/¯ mama bear about his beloved Frodo.
Legolas
Pretty ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I guess.
Gandalf the Grey
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ … 😡🔥
Gimli
Lol no.
Elrond
Was absent the day they taught ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ in little elfin school.
Aragorn
I’m pretty sure this guy changes his socks WITH. GREAT. INTENSITY. Not ¯\_(ツ)_/¯at all.
Frodo Baggins
Can’t afford to be ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ for even a minute. And then when its over he’s way too haunted to ¯\_(ツ)_/¯. 😢
Durin’s Bane, the Balrog of Khazad-dûm
Tried to ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ once and inadvertently destroyed a whole village. The exact opposite of ¯\_(ツ)_/¯.
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This post is archived from my account on li.st, a social media app that shut down in 2017. Some posts have been edited slightly to fix typographical errors and correctly represent the gender of some individuals. You can view the full archive here.