Salad
Chef salad with the oil and vinegar on the side.
Pie
Apple pie a la mode. But I’d like the pie heated. And I don’t want the ice cream on top, I want it on the side. And I’d like strawberry instead of vanilla if you have it. If not then no ice cream, just whipped cream. But only if it’s real. If it’s out of a can then nothing.
Cocktail
Regular tomato juice filled up about three quarters, then add a splash of Bloody Mary mix, just a splash. And a little piece of lime, but on the side.
Sandwich
What she’s having.
Second Pie
Pecan.
Paprikash
Easy on the pepper.
Cookie
Mallowmars (for my man).
Cake
Coconut, with the chocolate sauce on the side.
Archived Post
This post is archived from my account on li.st, a social media app that shut down in 2017. Some posts have been edited slightly to fix typographical errors and correctly represent the gender of some individuals. You can view the full archive here.