Hello [friend name] I am inviting you to like my stupid business. Do you like it? Like it. LIKE IT.
Reminder! That thing I invited you to that you did not rsvp for and that you showed no interest in is TONIGHT! You were invited. Everyone was invited. Don’t forget.
I’m playing a game. I’m playing a game. I’m playing a game. I’m playing a game. I’m playing a game. Do you want to play a game too?
I noticed you walking by so here is a loud movie of my kids. No need to push play. I PUSHED IT FOR YOU.
I know I seem normal but look how comfortable I am with misogyny! SHARE.
You’re so pretty. No you are. Oh my gosh you are. You are pretty too. You are the prettiest. Everyone is so pretty. So pretty. So pretty. (Am I pretty…?)
HERE IS A RECIPE THAT I’VE NEVER MADE AND THAT VERY OBVIOUSLY WON’T WORK WELL BUT IT HAS TOO MUCH CHEESE SO 😍 SHARE SHARE SHARE.
Wait actually Facebook is real life and all these things happen on it and it is super weird.
Archived Post
This post is archived from my account on li.st, a social media app that shut down in 2017. Some posts have been edited slightly to fix typographical errors and correctly represent the gender of some individuals. You can view the full archive here.