Happy birthday Evan Pompodou!
I hope you have a wonderful day Evan Primrose!
You’re a swell guy Evan Pomonomino!
It’s been fun listing with you Evan Pumpernickel!
Hope to meet you some day Evan Pilkington!
Aside…
…How do you say your name?
Archived Post
This post is archived from my account on li.st, a social media app that shut down in 2017. Some posts have been edited slightly to fix typographical errors and correctly represent the gender of some individuals. You can view the full archive here.