Just kidding I kind of love our backwards little city.
Die of heat exhaustion
Bait ultra-conservatives with liberal-talk and then get shot
Get bit by a rattle snake while out for a walk
Lose a small dog to a mountain lion
Hug a tree and…oh it’s a cactus
Visit a new strip mall every week
Ride the light rail from one end to the other, and then get in your car and drive where you really need to go.