Light saber hula hoops.
You know, for younglings!
Decorative Exhaust Port Frames
Alderaan Timeshares
Housekeeping Protocol Droids
“Death Sticks”
Gungan Actors Guild
R2 Unit Motivator Warranty Plans
Sith Lord Life Insurance
Admiral-For-A-Day Family Fun Packages
Archived Post
This post is archived from my account on li.st, a social media app that shut down in 2017. Some posts have been edited slightly to fix typographical errors and correctly represent the gender of some individuals. You can view the full archive here.