PRO: Not jar jar binks
CON: obviously just human children and little people wearing elaborate PJs
PRO: one of them dies a smokey death and the noise his buddy makes is hilarious
CON: only one of them dies a smokey death
PRO: finally convince Leia to let her hair down a bit
CON: Leia is way hotter with her hair up
PRO: Helped the rebels destroy the shield generator
CON: Their assistance in this matter is utterly and completely unbelievable
PRO: wub wub
CON: Cheesy marimba music
PRO: Worship a golden diety
CON: What?! They obviously don’t have metal working technology
PRO: Live in a tree house
CON: THEY WERE SUPPOSED TO BE WOOKIES. CAN YOU IMAGINE HOW MUCH COOLER A WOOKIE ARMY AGAINST THE EMPIRE WOULD HAVE BEEN?!
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