“Oh my stars and garters!”
“Well I never!”
“Heavens to Betsy!”
Would also accept “Mergatroyd” but “Betsy” is obviously preferred.
“Goodness gracious me!”
“Well butter me up and call me a biscuit!”
“Well I’ll be!”
“Oh my lands!”
“What on God’s green earth?!”
“What the Sam Hill?!”
“Oh for crying out loud!”
Archived Post
This post is archived from my account on li.st, a social media app that shut down in 2017. Some posts have been edited slightly to fix typographical errors and correctly represent the gender of some individuals. You can view the full archive here.