[on why Isabel was sitting on the couch watching tv instead of at school when I got up] “She only has like a month til she graduates, dad.”
Duh.
[on drinking more water] “I only drink San Peligrino. Can’t stand the regular stuff.”
“Can I get my blood drawn sometime soon?”
When prompted for clarification: “Could we just pay the doctor to draw some of my blood and put it in a little vial I could wear on a chain around my neck?”
“Who is going to die next?”
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Archived Post
This post is archived from my account on li.st, a social media app that shut down in 2017. Some posts have been edited slightly to fix typographical errors and correctly represent the gender of some individuals. You can view the full archive here.