Inspired by @EmmaA
Dad: How do I do it I make a list? About Geoff? Is there a purpose? This is a waste of time. Brenda, come do this. I can’t stand this social media or whatever they call it. It is the disgrace of your generation. I know I’m retired but believe me we are quite busy. We don’t just sit around. I have a long list of … Wait! Here’s a list about me.
Mom: My sweet baby was so sweet here are some pictures.
Mom: All the times my baby was a little angel.
Mom: Times my baby called me too late on my birthday. I know you’re busy don’t worry about it. But please call your father.
Mom: My baby’s favorite foods ranked. I’m making all of these next time you visit.