Sophia: [puts her foot on the dashboard to tie her shoe, which she does about once a week]
Me: GET YOUR FEET OFF MY DASHBOARD. [which I yell about once a week]
Sophia: [takes her foot down]
Me: [wipes the dusty foot detritus from the dash]
… 30 seconds later …
Sophia: OH NO! Your feet are on the pedals getting them all dirty! What are you going to do daddy?! Dirt on your pedals! Stop the car!