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This post is an archive from my Facebook account. I deleted my Facebook account in 2018 and have archived all the direct posts to my own timeline here. You can view the full archive here.

Sometimes I go to the movies and order a medium popcorn. The cashier always says, “Do you want to upgrade to a large for 50¢ more? You get a free refill.”

I always do, which makes no rational sense because what that question really means is, “Do you want to buy more popcorn than you want? If you do you can get even more.”