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I created a Facebook account in 2012 but didn’t really post much until 2014. In 2018 I deleted my account (for secret reasons). It was a relief to let it go, but also a little sad. I quickly lost tabs of friends and extended family. Of course we still talk now and again, but I am much less aware of what’s going on in their day to day lives. Nevertheless I’m glad I left.
In an act of unbridled vanity, I have archived all the old posts here.
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Ok, so I watched the full star wars series with my daughter using the recommended “Machete Order.” But honestly I think there’s an even better order to perfectly enjoy Star Wars: 4, then 5, then 6, then pretend the prequels never happened.

There’s something terribly lovable about this great little comic.




I was a little worried after the first trailer for Disney/Pixar’s Inside Out, with its over-played lazy parenting gender stereotypes, but this new preview looks great. This movie is going to make people cry…

It takes a village to raise a child. It takes a metropolis to raise a Sophia.


I love absolutely everything about this beautiful, sweet, funny oscar-nominated animated short film. It’s $3 and 13 minutes. You watch now please.
[ed: Apparently this is no longer available on Apple TV so I updated the link to point to Amazon instead.]

I pretty much hate kickstarter because it turns buyers into investors unwittingly and exposes them to risk without being clear about it. But I digress. I backed this because it is awesome. And I guess the people behind it are legit or whatever. Stupid kickstarter. But I want this movie to be real so if you agree, throw your money down the same deep dark hole I threw mine!



I’m shopping at the mall, where everything’s less expensive than the tag says, and when they ring you up it gets even cheaper. I’ll never understand it.



Tomorrow NASA puts an empty passenger-capable capsule 3,600 miles up, which is WAY higher than any manned flight since Apollo. We’re almost back in the deep space business for the first time in my life. This makes me happy.

Sophia: “Cows are sweet living creatures and you’re so cruel all you care about is their meat.”
Me: “Mmm. They are delicious.”
Sophia: “Exactly! You don’t care at all about their feelings, about their hearts.”
Me: “Actually I’d probably like their hearts.”
Sophia: [cries]

I’m so full I’m almost sick. I can barely cram this third helping of leftover mashed potatoes down my throat. But I’m not a quitter.



If I could change one thing about the universe it would be to make everybody a little bit more empathic. But if I could change one MORE thing it would be to make “cranberries” pronounced “cramberries”.



I’ve had more Facebook notifications in the last few hours than in all the prior 5 years. You all are very kind.

The great thing about working for yourself is you can take off whenever you want.
Side note: I’m 4 hours into my vacation and I’ve received six phone calls, twelve text messages, and I’m heading in to a quick 30 minute phone meeting. Haven’t checked my email since 9:00 and really don’t plan to.

Yeah, you have 5 feet of snow and the power’s out. But we have it rough here too. I got a touch too much sun today, and I had to wear a sweater for an hour or so. So you know, we’re all suffering here.

Took Sophia to Smashburger a couple of weeks ago. After she confidently recited her usual litany of toppings, the cashier raised an eyebrow and said, “That girl knows how to order a burger.” Yep. That’s my girl.

Sophie and I just had a Hunger Games movie marathon. She’s all geared up for Friday now. I apologize in advance to her friends for the hours of Hunger Games chatter they will experience this week.

I forgot to tell all you beautiful humans that Sophia’s was voted the “Most Creative Costume” and tied for “Best Costume” in her school costume contest. She was a proud little pumpkin.
