Glenn Beck (?!) on Donald Trump: “This guy is dangerously unhinged, and, for all the things people have said about me over the years, I should be able to spot Dangerously Unhinged.”
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I created a Facebook account in 2012 but didn’t really post much until 2014. In 2018 I deleted my account (for secret reasons). It was a relief to let it go, but also a little sad. I quickly lost tabs of friends and extended family. Of course we still talk now and again, but I am much less aware of what’s going on in their day to day lives. Nevertheless I’m glad I left.
In an act of unbridled vanity, I have archived all the old posts here.
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HAHAHAHA. Wait, this isn’t funny. Just useful. Link

The joy falls away when I am bogged down in detail. Poetry is not meant to be arduous. When I really listen to it, and hold each word in my mouth, I see things in the words and in the world that I hadn’t seen before.



One of my guilty pleasures (Kelly Clarkson 😳) and one of my regular pleasures (“It’s Quiet Uptown,” the most beautiful song from Hamilton) have collided:

I’ve been writing documentation for the last couple of days. It’s weird that I love doing this so much, right?

George R.R. Martin on negative political ads.

Next year’s massive internet-destroying DDOS attack will smell so much better.

I don’t know what’s worse. The fact that trump’s life-long privilege makes him think he can treat people with such disdain without consequence, or the fact that he’s right.



If Comey ends up arrested maybe Apple will help the FBI unlock his iPhone to gather evidence.


While we’re changing the Apple logo on the back of the MacBook screen, can we turn it back around again, the way nature intended? I still remember.

So many things have taken over the internet recently, I can no longer remember — is it the deep fried burger or the pizza pot pie that is currently in charge?

Another gentle reminder that Americans come in all colors and varieties.

A day may come when my cats realize that when I click my tongue and say “are you hungry” and step outside my bedroom late at night, that I’m just going to step back in and shut the door behind them after they go out. But it is not this day.

They’re bringing twitter to the Apple TV. Because harassment is more of a lean-back whole family activity.

This Bundy thing is actually great news.
Side note: my house is now for sale. Let me know if you’re interested. I’ll be moving into the DMV on Saturday. All are welcome.

This may sound a tiny bit judgmental but every single parent in the pickup line at Sophia’s school is literally stupid.

Sophia has this irrational thing where she hates it if the TV volume setting isn’t a multiple of 5. Now I find myself carefully indulging this even when she’s not here watching with me…Apparently her neuroses are contagious.

When people say they don’t believe in socialism I scratch my head. I mean I don’t believe in the easter bunny (sorry kids) but I’m like 92% sure socialism exists…

The new Surface Studio looks pretty swank. Link
Really cool to see MS doing lots of interesting things lately. Their recent success is well deserved and Satya Nadella is doing great stuff.

As I sign documents tonight I am reminded of these instructions I wrote a year ago for signing documents with your Mac. Possibly my favorite hidden macOS feature.
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CC: David Pogue (did you ever do this for one of your 30 second tip videos?)

Everybody thinks its the Russians or the Chinese that are destroying the internet today but I’ve seen enough movies to know it’s obviously Elon Musk.

While we’re giving notice to Facebook about things by posting messages to our own walls, I’d like Mark Zuckerberg to know he’s dreamy.


I’m with the #nastyWoman and all the #badHombres.

Remember when the papa john’s guy promised to go out of business if he had to provide healthcare to his employees?
Yet another political promise that goes unkept to the detriment of the American people.

Moderator: “Welcome to the third presidential debate…”
Trump: “Wrong.”

Well gosh I just love this. #keepAmericaGreat

My new favorite headline.

Sometimes I think about the time I sold my Netflix stock for a small loss but I can usually take my mind off it by watching Kimmie Schmidt and eating ice cream.


If a conspiracy includes everybody but me is it still a conspiracy?


Hey it looks like one of the kick starters I backed might actually deliver. I mean not the thing they were kickstarting (ha! those don’t ship!) but my special gift which was originally promised for fall 2015 is apparently shipping this week. I’m genuinely surprised.