gwcoffey.com

Archived Post

This post is an archive from my Facebook account. I deleted my Facebook account in 2018 and have archived all the direct posts to my own timeline here. You can view the full archive here.

One of the stranger phone calls I’ve taken this week.

[Ring ring]

Me: Hello?

Caller: May I speak with Geoffrey please?

Me: This is Geoff.

Caller: Michael asked me to tell you to be at McDowell and 33rd at 11:00.

Me: I don’t know what you’re talking about.

Caller: Is this Geoffrey?

Me: Yes.

Caller: You spoke with Michael last week. From McDowell and 33rd? He’d like you there at 11:00.

Me: I don’t know who Michael is.

Caller: [aside] Ok, Michael, he says he doesn’t know what this is about.

Michael: [aggressively] Hi, Geoffrey? Listen, we talked last week. I need you there at 11:00, understand?

Me: Michael, I have no idea who you are.

Michael: [hangs up]

I assume this was a very unlucky wrong number but I can’t shake the feeling I just forgot about something I was suppose to do. This also perfectly illustrates the plight of someone who’s one phone rings for business, personal, and church with no context.