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Archived Post

This post is an archive from my Facebook account. I deleted my Facebook account in 2018 and have archived all the direct posts to my own timeline here. You can view the full archive here.

Me when I’m a few spots farther back in a crowded line than my boarding pass says I should be, and the person in front of me notices and frets about it:

“You must allow me to tell you how ardently I do not care.”