Me: I put an ibuprofen in your lunch box. Take it at lunch time.
Sophia: We have to have a note, and medicine has to be turned in at the office, then I go down to the office to take it at lunch time.
Me: You don’t have to do all that just for one ibuprofen one time.
Sophia: Yes we do. We have to do it even for cough drops.
Me: Well, use your excellent skills of deception and take it at lunch while nobody’s looking.
Mamie: You’re not a very good parent.