Me delivering my motivational speech at the department store checkout: “You have pants. I have money. I would like to trade. Humans have been doing this for millennia without email addresses, phone numbers, or loyalty programs. We can do it old school. I believe in you.”
Archived Post
This post is an archive from my Facebook account. I deleted my Facebook account in 2018 and have archived all the direct posts to my own timeline here. You can view the full archive here.