[ed: This post is no longer funny. It is now just sadly true.]
If some link-baity web site can figure out which Partridge Family pet you are by asking you 6 questions, then just imagine how well Facebook knows you by the millions of things you’ve liked.
Some day we’ll just lean back in our chair and say, “Facebook, ENTERTAIN ME.”
Come to think of it, that may have been the theme of WALL-E.