I get tons of call from some spanish-language telemarketing who-knows-what lately so I’ve taken to talking to them in my 20-years-forgotton high school spanish. It is fun:
Caller: [uninteligible fast spanish]
Me: ¡Claro que si!
Caller: [more spanish I don’t understand]
Me: Oh si, si si.
Caller: [blabbity-blah-blah]
Me: ¡Es muy importante para abrir la boca!
Caller: [confused sounding spanish]
Me: Me gustaría un taco, por favor. ¡Tengo mas hambre que un elefante!
Caller: [hangs up]