Host: Do you have a reservation?
Me: Yes, 5:00 for Coffey
Host: [looks confused] What’s your first name?
Me: Geoff with a ‘G’
Host: Oh ok. [laughs] For some reason someone wrote it down as “geoff” [pronounces it gee-off]
Me: …
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