Costco Lady: Do you want a box?
Me: No, I want to carry these 75 loose items to my car in one precarious tower, Cat in the Hat style. Do you happen to have a unicycle I can borrow?
Archived Post
This post is an archive from my Facebook account. I deleted my Facebook account in 2018 and have archived all the direct posts to my own timeline here. You can view the full archive here.