A typical conversation with my borderline brain-dead cat lately:
Cat: {feed me}
Me: It isn’t time to eat.
Cat: {feed me}
Me: Cat, it is not even close to time to feed you yet.
Cat: {feed me}
Me: …
Cat: {feed me} {feed me} {feed me}
Me: [walks over to cat bowl] THERE’S ALREADY FOOD IN YOUR BOWL YOU IDIOT.
Cat: {feed me?}
Me: [shakes food bowl]
Cat: {YAY!} [eats]